Country In Tatters, Oprah New President

Well, with the fist fight breaking out between Bill, Hillary, Obama and Michelle, the Republican party finally admitting that their entire reason for existence is oil money and creating the New World Order and the Libertarian hierarchy sitting in jail on child porn charges, Oprah Winfrey took the lead today by declaring herself President and Dictator For Life. American, please note that the Oprah Book Club is now mandatory.

New Vice President Dr. Phil said, "I'm telling you, it's a great day to be a plastic media creation! As I've always said, you can pee down my leg and tell me it's raining but don't put your cart before your chickens on a horse".

In other news, the suicide rate in the US took a more than 1000 percent jump in the last week..........

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